carl
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Joined: 22 Feb 2007
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 Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:18 pm Post subject: The scottish solicitor Cinders thought was dead |
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| After a drunken night out in San An the man himself became acquainted with a lady whose details i do not know other than she was a solicitor from glasgow....she had had a few drinks to say the least and he & her 'retired' to his room for what i assume to be a session of bedroom gymanastics...however a few hours later im woken by frantic shouts of 'she wont wake up'!!!! all attempts to wake this young lady fail...in the end resorting to turning an alarm up to full volume and placing it next to her ear...evetually she awoke and was guided out of the door & into a passing taxi.....2 nights later whilst in the sun & moon who should be there be said scottish lady with a female friend ...we were sat on the next table and got to chatting as to whether she had any recall whatsoever of said incident...so it was deceded that cinders would say hello on his way to the toilet & I would monitor the reaction....the reaction being...her mate says who is that to which scottish girl replies 'I ainy got a fucking clue'!!!!....which i relayed to cinders on his retrurn from the toilet (prob left door open) which prompted him into a rendition of the Razorlite song 'In the morning you know you wont remember a thing' which numerous drunken souls in the sun & moon joined in with...she was still totally oblivious to it all.... |
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